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Bill tries to gently disabuse him of this notion, but Maron’s not taking it lying down.
“It’s like Lorne Michaels all over again,” he laments, before telling Bill to go fuck himself and wandering away with a hula hoop-holding groupie. “Not anymore,” she replies, taking his hand and, presumably, leading him to a dark corner in which to fuck.
Immediately it sparked a debate about decorum at the Oval office.follows the trials and tribulations of a ragtag group of all-white (natch) roadies (double natch) who live for the music, specifically the music played by the wildly successful fictional arena rock group the Staton-House Band. I blow people’s minds with coffee freak boy Mike Finger** says is controversial.” He had Winston at guitar. And all of a sudden, a man smoking indoors appears. The Mellencamp, whose lyrics are quoted by Bob Fucking Dylan.” As even didn’t know (and honestly, can’t quite believe) that Mellencamp’s lyrics are quoted by Bob "Fucking" Dylan, the likelihood of a child knowing seems impossibly slim.While the Staton-House band may be fictional, cameos from actual musicians (like the Head and the Heart, Lindsay Buckingham, and Reignwolf, whoever the fuck that is), abound. His name is John Mellencamp, and he is going to teach Winston how to play guitar. The bass player, Rick, has flown in his neighbor from LA, Marc Maron, to help him stay sober; Maron, a “big SHB” (Staton-House Band, you will obviously recall) fan, is honored to both do the deed and open for the band, despite the roadies’ desire he not.Brady has plans for Saturday night, but he proposed putting Welker to work instead. He’s like, ‘I’m going to be flying in from Ann Arbor later, but how about that morning we go throw? “And I’m just sitting there, I’m like, ‘I was just thinking about dinner, but yeah, sure.I’ll get over there early and we can throw a little bit.” Welker still has no clue if he’ll get his dinner date. ‘Hey, get your a– up here and let’s go throw.’ I’m like, ‘Aw jeez, man.’ He’s going to have me running like 2-minute drill in his backyard or something.” Former Patriots running back Kevin Faulk speculated weeks ago that Brady would reach out to Welker and Randy Moss to work out during his suspension.